VC Website Bingo for your Fundraise

After looking at 700-800 investor websites I noticed some trends.

How many does it take you to fill the entire thing?

VC website bingo:

we roll up our sleeves
we give you something more valuable than money, our time
we get in the trenches
we're operators
not your typical VC firm
with you from day zero/idea/inception
backing the world's biggest ideas/most ambitious founders
we care about community and relationships over money
we invest in founders, not ideas
we're the investors we wish we had starting out
we want to be your first phone call
we're often first check
we back before others believe
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old school pixelated gaming-style VC website

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